Grumpy Old Men: the Musical
By Dane Remmes, Neil Berg and Nick Meglin Performances September 27-29, 2024 The Union County Veterans Memorial Auditorium Beneficiary TBD A musical comedy based off of the 1993 movie; shenanigans ensue in the small town of Wabasha as Max and John, two aging, feuding neighbors, face off as romantic rivals over their new neighbor, the charming and eccentric Ariel. |
Audtion Details
Main Cast
John Gustafson - Retired history teach -- Male, age 60s/70s
Max Goldman - John's neighbor; retired TV repairman -- Male, age 60s/70s
Ariel Truax - College professor; new in town -- Female, age 50s
Jacob Goldman - Max's son; a lawyer -- Male, age 30s
Melanie Norton - John's daughter; a R.E. agent -- Female, age 30s
Sandra Snyder - Nefarious tax collector -- Female, age 40s
"Grandpa" Gustafson - John's oversexed father -- Male, age 80s/90s
Chuck Barrels - Owns the town's general store -- Male, age 50s/60s
Punky Olander - Chuck's Cousin; also new to town -- Female, age 50s/60s
Townspeople/Ensemble (5 men, 3 women)
Harry - The accident-prone postman -- 20s and older
Tim - The dubious minister -- 30s and older
Unis - Tim's wife and the avian addict -- 30s and older
Stan - The polka champion -- 30s and older
Fran - Stan's wife; the town gossip -- 30s and older
Karla - The coffee lady -- 20s and older
Bo and Lo - They appear as townspeople, movers, etc. -- 20s and older
WHILE THERE ARE ONLY 8 ENSEMBLE CHARACTERS LISTED, THERE WILL BE ROOM FOR MORE IN THE ENSEMBLE, SO DON'T HESITATE TO COME AND AUDITION!! WE'D LOVE TO MEET YOU!!
John Gustafson - Retired history teach -- Male, age 60s/70s
Max Goldman - John's neighbor; retired TV repairman -- Male, age 60s/70s
Ariel Truax - College professor; new in town -- Female, age 50s
Jacob Goldman - Max's son; a lawyer -- Male, age 30s
Melanie Norton - John's daughter; a R.E. agent -- Female, age 30s
Sandra Snyder - Nefarious tax collector -- Female, age 40s
"Grandpa" Gustafson - John's oversexed father -- Male, age 80s/90s
Chuck Barrels - Owns the town's general store -- Male, age 50s/60s
Punky Olander - Chuck's Cousin; also new to town -- Female, age 50s/60s
Townspeople/Ensemble (5 men, 3 women)
Harry - The accident-prone postman -- 20s and older
Tim - The dubious minister -- 30s and older
Unis - Tim's wife and the avian addict -- 30s and older
Stan - The polka champion -- 30s and older
Fran - Stan's wife; the town gossip -- 30s and older
Karla - The coffee lady -- 20s and older
Bo and Lo - They appear as townspeople, movers, etc. -- 20s and older
WHILE THERE ARE ONLY 8 ENSEMBLE CHARACTERS LISTED, THERE WILL BE ROOM FOR MORE IN THE ENSEMBLE, SO DON'T HESITATE TO COME AND AUDITION!! WE'D LOVE TO MEET YOU!!